Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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