he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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