i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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