i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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