Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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