I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
