Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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