Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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