Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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