he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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