Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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