No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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