There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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