This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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