Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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