Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize
