Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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