I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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