Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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