Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
P.S. I can't hear my feet
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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