like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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