So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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