i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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