so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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