goodnight i made you a song goodbye
is wine microwaveable?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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