omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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