You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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