I think I died a long time ago.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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