I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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