found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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