I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
she pinky promised me she was 18
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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