the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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