To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize