I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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