Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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