Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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