I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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