Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Come see our sink grown plant.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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