....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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