Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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