We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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