3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sorry about my life...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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