Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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