White coat. Heels.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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