I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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