He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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