Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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