I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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