I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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