Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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