sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
No stitches, just platelets and will power
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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