Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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