so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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