My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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